yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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