What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We talked him into tasing himself.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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