I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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