I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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