My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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