he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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