You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I don't deserve a penis
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize
