threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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