doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize
