But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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