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say what?
wanna hang out?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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