cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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