I cockslap morals
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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