so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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