That's intense
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Randomize
