I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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