we're blogging at a bar
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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