On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
