Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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