Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My sheets look like a crime scene.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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