I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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