the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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