planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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