One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Randomize
