he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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