I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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