I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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