what if I'm pregnant?
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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