Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Randomize
