Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize