i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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