Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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