Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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