Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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