MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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