Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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