mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Sext me about skeletons
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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