We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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