So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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