Where did you get a picture of my penis
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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