Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
50% drunk capacity currently
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Do plants get herpes?
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