Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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