I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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