I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I think weed is turning my hair brown
We need a shit load of segways right now
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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