Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Found your dick twin last night
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
FUCK WHALES
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