Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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