I don't think brook has ever known best
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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