This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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