just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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