Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Naked. naked and bneed help.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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