the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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