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Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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