So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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