Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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