Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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