Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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