it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
birth control should be required to get into college
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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